Anniversary Quotes: Funny & Meaningful

Is your anniversary coming up?  If it is, you may be deep into planning already.  One thing you’ll want to do is send her a lovely bouquet of roses or of her favorite flowers.  Naturally, you’ll want to include a card with this arrangement.  But what do you want to write on the card?  It can be difficult to come up with something other than “I love you.”  If you’re looking for inspiration, here are some funny yet meaningful quotes you can use on your anniversary card.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher – Socrates (and then add something about getting a good one!)

“Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration continues to this day.” – Gene Perret

Love is not singular except in syllable.

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Happy Anniversary to the one I’ll always want, even when I’m too old to remember what I’m supposed to want you for.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” – Raymond Hull

“It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Anonymous

“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.” – Judith Viorst

“Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.” – Joe Moore

Don’t forget to send anniversary flowers in Washington, DC!

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